1 00:00:08,480 --> 00:00:15,520 This programme contains some strong language. 2 00:02:00,840 --> 00:02:03,880 WOMAN SINGING IN THE DISTANCE 3 00:02:15,840 --> 00:02:19,079 ..That's our last night 4 00:02:19,080 --> 00:02:24,879 My Lili of the lamp light 5 00:02:24,880 --> 00:02:29,239 My own Lili Marlene. 6 00:02:29,240 --> 00:02:33,320 GEORGE'S LOUD LAUGHTER CONTINUES 7 00:02:55,840 --> 00:02:59,039 Bei mir bist du schon, 8 00:02:59,040 --> 00:03:02,159 Please let me explain 9 00:03:02,160 --> 00:03:06,759 Bei mir bist du schon Means that you're grand... 10 00:03:06,760 --> 00:03:08,760 Rungs! 11 00:03:13,720 --> 00:03:17,879 Well, what do you think of it, Philip? Bit of all right? Eh? 12 00:03:17,880 --> 00:03:21,599 Let's hear it, Dad. 13 00:03:21,600 --> 00:03:25,639 Mournful, I call it. Lift the lid up properly. 14 00:03:25,640 --> 00:03:32,759 Blimey, you DO keep on! Well, the nipper won't have seen it, will he? 15 00:03:32,760 --> 00:03:38,559 He won't have seen nothing like that in them bleedin' trees. 16 00:03:38,560 --> 00:03:40,080 Come on, Philip. Look at this. 17 00:03:45,480 --> 00:03:47,119 Good, yunnit? Oh arrr! 18 00:03:47,120 --> 00:03:48,719 John! 19 00:03:48,720 --> 00:03:52,999 Only pulling his leg, eh? Watch the hole, Philip. 20 00:03:53,000 --> 00:03:56,239 Always keep your eyes on the hole. 21 00:03:56,240 --> 00:03:59,359 John! Depends whose, don't it? 22 00:03:59,360 --> 00:04:01,320 Stop that! 23 00:04:01,321 --> 00:04:04,119 Look, see the hole in the middle, 24 00:04:04,120 --> 00:04:10,000 round and round to the hole in the middle, and hey presto...! 25 00:04:12,720 --> 00:04:18,039 What do you think of the gramophone? It's good, yunnit? Yunnit? 26 00:04:18,040 --> 00:04:22,000 You don't come from 'Ammersmith, by any chance? 27 00:04:23,520 --> 00:04:27,799 He's very broad sometimes. We won't understand him! 28 00:04:27,800 --> 00:04:32,119 I byunt going to talk much. I byunt going to talk at all. 29 00:04:32,120 --> 00:04:33,480 Going to keep my mouth shut. 30 00:04:36,440 --> 00:04:39,559 Some of the things he says! 31 00:04:39,560 --> 00:04:42,239 You won't get far by pointing! 32 00:04:42,240 --> 00:04:47,199 He didn't want to come. I don't think he likes the idea of London. 33 00:04:47,200 --> 00:04:49,759 It's the best place there is. 34 00:04:49,760 --> 00:04:54,719 Not like whum though, be it? What's he say? 35 00:04:54,720 --> 00:04:56,679 He says it's not like home. 36 00:04:56,680 --> 00:05:01,159 There yunt no place like the forest. Where cost thou up here? 37 00:05:01,160 --> 00:05:04,239 Where be the trees? 38 00:05:04,240 --> 00:05:08,160 The oaks and the elms and the beech? You tell I that! 39 00:05:08,161 --> 00:05:13,039 Ravenscourt Park, there's a couple of trees there. 40 00:05:13,040 --> 00:05:15,039 And Barnes Common. 41 00:05:15,040 --> 00:05:17,839 I can't understand a word he says. 42 00:05:17,840 --> 00:05:20,319 Show him the gas taps. 43 00:05:20,320 --> 00:05:23,359 He might shove his head in the oven! 44 00:05:23,360 --> 00:05:27,919 Show him. It's new, all new. Open his eyes, it will. 45 00:05:27,920 --> 00:05:33,959 And the flush. No burying shit in the garden here. Language! 46 00:05:33,960 --> 00:05:37,680 If he don't hear no worse than that... 47 00:05:38,720 --> 00:05:40,919 What about the trolley buses? 48 00:05:40,920 --> 00:05:42,559 And the underground. 49 00:05:42,560 --> 00:05:45,839 Trains running under the ground. It's true! 50 00:05:45,840 --> 00:05:48,200 Right under us. Right under your feet. 51 00:05:51,360 --> 00:05:53,159 The way that boy looks at you! 52 00:05:53,160 --> 00:05:57,640 He doesn't blink. Philip! It's rude to stare. Stop it. 53 00:05:57,641 --> 00:06:02,599 You'll be able to go to the pictures and everything. 54 00:06:02,600 --> 00:06:06,239 Now the V-2s have stopped coming over. 55 00:06:06,240 --> 00:06:12,040 He'll be a proper little Londoner in time. Do you like football? 56 00:06:14,160 --> 00:06:16,520 Eh? What cat got your tongue? 57 00:06:18,240 --> 00:06:21,439 Philip, answer when you're spoken to. 58 00:06:21,440 --> 00:06:22,680 When's Our Dad coming? 59 00:06:27,200 --> 00:06:29,039 When? 60 00:06:29,040 --> 00:06:33,480 What are you going to say, Betty? What are you going to tell him? 61 00:06:38,960 --> 00:06:40,640 Soon. 62 00:06:44,480 --> 00:06:45,799 Soon, Philip. 63 00:06:45,800 --> 00:06:46,959 WHEN? 64 00:06:46,960 --> 00:06:49,800 Soon. Sometime soon. 65 00:06:52,600 --> 00:06:54,080 I expect. 66 00:07:54,960 --> 00:07:59,999 A good detective doesn't go by the book. No, sir. 67 00:08:00,000 --> 00:08:02,679 But he has to have a few rules to help him chew the cup-cake. 68 00:08:02,680 --> 00:08:05,399 First off, never, 69 00:08:05,400 --> 00:08:07,760 never trust your client. 70 00:08:56,480 --> 00:09:00,999 Listen, God, I promise to be good if you'll let I off. 71 00:09:01,000 --> 00:09:03,799 I'll be without nern a spot and without nern a sin. 72 00:09:03,800 --> 00:09:07,759 I didn't mean to do it, God. Honest! 73 00:09:07,760 --> 00:09:10,280 Honest. Honest. 74 00:09:32,800 --> 00:09:38,239 They come and go, don't they? We don't talk about that, do we? 75 00:09:38,240 --> 00:09:41,840 Why not? Is the working assumption here that none of us is mortal? 76 00:09:45,400 --> 00:09:47,440 Nurse! 77 00:09:48,560 --> 00:09:50,639 Please...a word, nurse. 78 00:09:50,640 --> 00:09:52,279 Listen. 79 00:09:52,280 --> 00:09:57,439 If that squad of people had got to him 30 seconds earlier, 80 00:09:57,440 --> 00:10:01,120 would it have made any difference? Who knows? 81 00:10:02,040 --> 00:10:04,040 Nurse! 82 00:10:07,000 --> 00:10:10,520 Oh, Nurse Mills. Sweet Nurse Mills. 83 00:10:11,840 --> 00:10:13,400 I'd love... 84 00:10:49,400 --> 00:10:51,479 Oy! 85 00:10:51,480 --> 00:10:52,640 Oy! 86 00:10:53,760 --> 00:10:56,360 Oy! Charlie! 87 00:10:58,000 --> 00:11:00,040 A fag. 88 00:11:01,040 --> 00:11:06,119 'Ere, I'm dying for one, I tell you. 89 00:11:06,120 --> 00:11:08,160 Sorry about that, George. 90 00:11:18,520 --> 00:11:23,559 Sorry, George. Still talking to yourself, are you, Philip? 91 00:11:23,560 --> 00:11:25,679 Who's George? 92 00:11:25,680 --> 00:11:29,919 Of course, I do. It's more civilised than the conversations 93 00:11:29,920 --> 00:11:33,239 I used to have. Why are you here? 94 00:11:33,240 --> 00:11:37,119 What a disgusting disease. Thank you. 95 00:11:37,120 --> 00:11:42,159 You look like a scabby leper. What's all that grease? It's from a garage. 96 00:11:42,160 --> 00:11:45,599 They said you were getting better. I am. 97 00:11:45,600 --> 00:11:48,399 What do you want? Why are you here? 98 00:11:48,400 --> 00:11:52,240 I'm not sure. Perhaps I've just come 99 00:11:48,400 --> 00:11:52,239 to gloat. 100 00:11:52,240 --> 00:11:56,439 It isn't the visiting hour. I know. They let you in? 101 00:11:56,440 --> 00:12:02,759 Well, they didn't seem to mind... much. I smiled very sweetly. 102 00:12:02,760 --> 00:12:05,039 As ever. What do you mean? 103 00:12:05,040 --> 00:12:06,919 There was a patient in here 104 00:12:06,920 --> 00:12:09,119 and his wife wanted to visit him 105 00:12:09,120 --> 00:12:11,879 after SHE had swallowed 364 aspirins. 106 00:12:11,880 --> 00:12:19,399 This was at 6.20. They asked her to wait ten minutes. What? 107 00:12:19,400 --> 00:12:22,919 Visiting time is at 6.30. 108 00:12:22,920 --> 00:12:25,840 Oh, I see. A joke. 109 00:12:26,960 --> 00:12:31,399 Sit down, by all means. Keep the laughs coming. 110 00:12:31,400 --> 00:12:34,839 I did come once before. Yes. They told you? 111 00:12:34,840 --> 00:12:40,600 I wasn't really asleep. I knew you were there. I see. 112 00:12:41,960 --> 00:12:45,639 You know, Nicola, you are, without any shadow of a doubt, 113 00:12:45,640 --> 00:12:48,120 an exceptionally beautiful woman... 114 00:12:49,520 --> 00:12:52,719 ..at the very peak of her nubility. 115 00:12:52,720 --> 00:12:54,719 That sounds like a death sentence. 116 00:12:54,720 --> 00:12:58,199 It IS a death sentence. Listen to me. 117 00:12:58,200 --> 00:13:02,079 I've been in here for three months. 118 00:13:02,080 --> 00:13:06,199 Guess how you spend that time, flat on your back? Go off your head? 119 00:13:06,200 --> 00:13:09,119 You THINK. But about what? 120 00:13:09,120 --> 00:13:12,960 Everything. But... But what? 121 00:13:17,240 --> 00:13:19,719 Do you think about us? 122 00:13:19,720 --> 00:13:23,119 Us? You and me. 123 00:13:23,120 --> 00:13:24,920 Sex, do you mean? 124 00:13:26,880 --> 00:13:29,959 Amongst other things, yes. If you like. 125 00:13:29,960 --> 00:13:31,439 Sex. 126 00:13:31,440 --> 00:13:35,560 It has been known to happen between us. 127 00:13:38,080 --> 00:13:41,880 And I miss it. With you, I mean. 128 00:13:48,080 --> 00:13:49,919 Nicola. 129 00:13:49,920 --> 00:13:51,279 Yes? 130 00:13:51,280 --> 00:13:53,919 The plain fact is that you are 131 00:13:53,920 --> 00:14:00,039 a filthy, predatory and totally wanton bitch who is always on heat. 132 00:14:00,040 --> 00:14:02,760 I do not wish to see you, ever. 133 00:14:04,480 --> 00:14:06,479 What if I said I loved you? 134 00:14:06,480 --> 00:14:10,280 Liar. What if I said I wanted you back? Liar. 135 00:14:12,520 --> 00:14:15,079 There are some things to discuss. 136 00:14:15,080 --> 00:14:17,879 No. You're hard up. 137 00:14:17,880 --> 00:14:22,839 You haven't got a penny. You haven't put pen to paper for 15 months! 138 00:14:22,840 --> 00:14:26,879 I know that. I don't need a pen or paper. 139 00:14:26,880 --> 00:14:29,120 You write on water(!) Shut up! 140 00:14:30,200 --> 00:14:31,399 God! 141 00:14:31,400 --> 00:14:34,440 Go, will you? Just bloody well go! 142 00:14:35,960 --> 00:14:38,319 A film production company wants 143 00:14:38,320 --> 00:14:42,519 to take out some sort of option on that first book of yours. 144 00:14:42,520 --> 00:14:47,799 What? The one about the detective that sings in the dance band. 145 00:14:47,800 --> 00:14:54,199 Al Pacino and Max Bygraves will star in it(?) This is serious! 146 00:14:54,200 --> 00:14:57,599 Options! That means they offer you 147 00:14:57,600 --> 00:15:01,559 a pittance now for the right to rip you off later on! 148 00:15:01,560 --> 00:15:04,439 They're very keen, apparently. 149 00:15:04,440 --> 00:15:06,879 What has this got to do with you? 150 00:15:06,880 --> 00:15:11,759 What do you know about it? I want you to be able to support yourself. 151 00:15:11,760 --> 00:15:14,399 You what? I'm worried about you. 152 00:15:14,400 --> 00:15:20,279 Ah, I see. You still consider that I owe you money. No, I don't. 153 00:15:20,280 --> 00:15:21,519 I imagine that it would work out 154 00:15:21,520 --> 00:15:27,200 at �200 a screw, the top rate for hookers nowadays. I wouldn't know. 155 00:15:33,480 --> 00:15:35,439 Tell me, 156 00:15:35,440 --> 00:15:40,039 who ARE you sleeping with at the moment? 157 00:15:40,040 --> 00:15:43,639 Myself, mostly. Mostly? 158 00:15:43,640 --> 00:15:45,879 Mostly. Yes. 159 00:15:45,880 --> 00:15:48,479 Mostly means not always. 160 00:15:48,480 --> 00:15:54,040 If you want it to be that precise, yes, it does. Nicola, please! 161 00:15:56,080 --> 00:15:58,360 No. Don't. 162 00:16:00,080 --> 00:16:02,640 Please, I was trying to say... 163 00:16:03,640 --> 00:16:06,919 ..just go away. Just piss off! 164 00:16:06,920 --> 00:16:08,959 You bet. 165 00:16:08,960 --> 00:16:11,680 Bitch! Bitch! 166 00:16:22,920 --> 00:16:26,679 I have talked to the Consultant. I have talked to the Registrar. 167 00:16:26,680 --> 00:16:29,799 They say you should try to work. 168 00:16:29,800 --> 00:16:34,279 You can be moved to a side ward, away from people, 169 00:16:34,280 --> 00:16:40,199 but only if you show signs of being a little less introspective. 170 00:16:40,200 --> 00:16:43,040 Philip, it's up to you now. 171 00:16:44,240 --> 00:16:48,639 Look at me! What are you up to? What's your game? 172 00:16:48,640 --> 00:16:51,239 For goodness' sake! You're a bad 173 00:16:51,240 --> 00:16:55,799 actress on the box and even worse in real life. Thank you. 174 00:16:55,800 --> 00:17:00,599 It's called The Singing Detective. Yes, that's it! 175 00:17:00,600 --> 00:17:05,279 And it has nothing to do with you. I didn't say it had. 176 00:17:05,280 --> 00:17:10,799 I have been working, turning it into something else. How? 177 00:17:10,800 --> 00:17:16,520 In my head. Oh! In your head! Yes. 178 00:17:22,760 --> 00:17:25,880 Sorry, but it's time for your drug. 179 00:17:27,360 --> 00:17:29,360 Open. 180 00:17:32,360 --> 00:17:34,880 There, all gone. 181 00:17:35,840 --> 00:17:38,280 Who's a good boy, then? 182 00:17:40,240 --> 00:17:42,800 One of you. 183 00:17:45,760 --> 00:17:50,439 One nasty, dirty, wicked, little boy, 184 00:17:50,440 --> 00:17:54,479 for I cannot believe it was one of the girls! 185 00:17:54,480 --> 00:17:59,079 One of you boys waited until after school, 186 00:17:59,080 --> 00:18:04,999 waited, then sneaked back in and did this horrible... 187 00:18:05,000 --> 00:18:11,680 horrible, filthy, disgusting thing, right in the middle of this table. 188 00:18:13,040 --> 00:18:15,000 MY table! 189 00:18:16,560 --> 00:18:19,480 And I will tell you this. 190 00:18:21,840 --> 00:18:24,520 I will tell you this. 191 00:18:25,960 --> 00:18:29,200 I will tell you here and now... 192 00:18:30,920 --> 00:18:33,919 ..he won't get away with it, 193 00:18:33,920 --> 00:18:37,000 WHOEVER it is. 194 00:18:39,440 --> 00:18:42,559 I'll make sure of that. 195 00:18:42,560 --> 00:18:46,120 Ab-so-lute-ly sure. 196 00:18:56,520 --> 00:18:58,040 Who? 197 00:19:01,360 --> 00:19:03,800 Who is it? 198 00:19:12,960 --> 00:19:15,080 Who? 199 00:19:18,200 --> 00:19:27,039 Who...is...the nasty, dirty, shameless little BEAST?! 200 00:19:27,040 --> 00:19:29,959 Harold? Yes? Was it you? 201 00:19:29,960 --> 00:19:33,079 No, Miss. You, was it? No, Miss. 202 00:19:33,080 --> 00:19:36,839 Did you come back after school? No, Miss. 203 00:19:36,840 --> 00:19:41,559 Are you quite sure? I didn't, Miss. 204 00:19:41,560 --> 00:19:44,759 Did you come back in here and climb up on to my desk? 205 00:19:44,760 --> 00:19:49,559 Did you let down your trousers and do that disgusting thing? 206 00:19:49,560 --> 00:19:54,919 No, Miss. Do you know who did? 207 00:19:54,920 --> 00:19:57,360 No, Miss. 208 00:20:07,440 --> 00:20:11,479 Cows do it in the fields and know no better. 209 00:20:11,480 --> 00:20:14,799 Dogs do it on the road and know no better. 210 00:20:14,800 --> 00:20:18,599 Pigs do it in their sties and know no better. 211 00:20:18,600 --> 00:20:21,239 They can't speak. They can't reason. 212 00:20:21,240 --> 00:20:26,319 They know not the difference between right and wrong. They are animals. 213 00:20:26,320 --> 00:20:28,399 But... 214 00:20:28,400 --> 00:20:30,960 But we are NOT animals. 215 00:20:32,880 --> 00:20:37,479 God has given us all a sense of good and of bad. 216 00:20:37,480 --> 00:20:42,600 God allows us to tell the difference between the clean and the dirty. 217 00:20:43,640 --> 00:20:46,679 And God is going to help me now 218 00:20:46,680 --> 00:20:49,719 find out who did this thing. 219 00:20:49,720 --> 00:20:55,039 ALL of you, in a moment, are going to close your eyes 220 00:20:55,040 --> 00:20:57,599 and place your hands together. 221 00:20:57,600 --> 00:21:00,599 We are going to say a prayer. 222 00:21:00,600 --> 00:21:06,519 We are going to ask Almighty God, ALMIGHTY God, himself. 223 00:21:06,520 --> 00:21:11,519 We are going to BESEECH Almighty God, himself. 224 00:21:11,520 --> 00:21:15,799 HE is going to point His Holy finger. 225 00:21:15,800 --> 00:21:20,839 ALMIGHTY God will tell us who did this wicked deed. 226 00:21:20,840 --> 00:21:24,280 And then, we shall know. 227 00:21:32,240 --> 00:21:35,080 Let us pray. 228 00:21:42,520 --> 00:21:45,119 In my head. 229 00:21:45,120 --> 00:21:50,159 In my head. The worst thing about a detective story is the plot. 230 00:21:50,160 --> 00:21:52,959 In fact, it's the only thing. 231 00:21:52,960 --> 00:21:59,399 You work it all out in your head. That's what I've been trying to do. 232 00:21:59,400 --> 00:22:05,399 But you already know what is going to happen. Think I'm cuckoo, do you? 233 00:22:05,400 --> 00:22:08,359 No, but... You think I'm bananas. 234 00:22:08,360 --> 00:22:12,119 It seems... Where's that screenplay? 235 00:22:12,120 --> 00:22:18,439 What screenplay? The one I wrote years ago and put in the shoe box. 236 00:22:18,440 --> 00:22:21,400 Shoe box?! Yes, the shoe box! 237 00:22:23,520 --> 00:22:25,600 Philip. 238 00:22:26,760 --> 00:22:29,280 I know. I know. 239 00:22:31,840 --> 00:22:36,599 You should write something new. Write something else. 240 00:22:36,600 --> 00:22:39,199 Like what? Like this. 241 00:22:39,200 --> 00:22:44,239 What has happened to you. Like REAL things. Pooh. 242 00:22:44,240 --> 00:22:47,279 USE your talent, Philip. Bugger it! 243 00:22:47,280 --> 00:22:51,399 Write about real things in a realistic way, real people, 244 00:22:51,400 --> 00:22:54,319 real joys, real pains. 245 00:22:54,320 --> 00:22:59,759 Not these silly detective stories. Something more relevant. Solutions. 246 00:22:59,760 --> 00:23:04,839 What? All solutions and no clues, that's what the dumbheads want. 247 00:23:04,840 --> 00:23:09,879 Bloody novels - "He said," "She said," and descriptions of the sky! 248 00:23:09,880 --> 00:23:15,159 I'd rather it was the other way round. That's the way things are - 249 00:23:15,160 --> 00:23:17,800 plenty of clues, no solutions. 250 00:23:19,240 --> 00:23:20,959 What about this option? 251 00:23:20,960 --> 00:23:23,199 Well, it's not grand or... 252 00:23:23,200 --> 00:23:28,759 But it would be a way for you to earn some money again... How much? 253 00:23:28,760 --> 00:23:31,399 Well, it's no huge... 254 00:23:31,400 --> 00:23:37,959 I think it's about $2,000 for 12 months. Ten cents a dance. 255 00:23:37,960 --> 00:23:42,279 But if they actually made a film of it, 256 00:23:42,280 --> 00:23:45,639 YOU would get 2% of the budget. 257 00:23:45,640 --> 00:23:48,999 So, a ten million dollar film... 258 00:23:49,000 --> 00:23:52,119 ..Up to a ceiling of $100,000. 259 00:23:52,120 --> 00:23:56,959 How come you know all this? How do you know the figures? 260 00:23:56,960 --> 00:24:00,279 What is it to do with you? The point is... 261 00:24:00,280 --> 00:24:05,639 The point is you know these details and I don't. I'm in the dark. 262 00:24:05,640 --> 00:24:10,039 You've been getting into my flat... That stinking hole! 263 00:24:10,040 --> 00:24:13,999 OR you were party to the offer in the first place. What's going on? 264 00:24:14,000 --> 00:24:17,079 Still the same, aren't you? 265 00:24:17,080 --> 00:24:19,959 The same paranoid old Philip. 266 00:24:19,960 --> 00:24:23,079 Do you WANT my help, or don't you? 267 00:24:23,080 --> 00:24:26,800 Do I want YOU to help ME? 268 00:24:29,671 --> 00:24:31,759 Think about it. 269 00:24:31,760 --> 00:24:34,039 Piss off! 270 00:24:34,040 --> 00:24:36,239 Philip. 271 00:24:36,240 --> 00:24:38,199 You are a barbarian. 272 00:24:38,200 --> 00:24:41,520 You will always bite the hand that tries to feed you! 273 00:24:43,040 --> 00:24:46,959 Answer the question, you interfering cow! 274 00:24:46,960 --> 00:24:50,559 The noise that fellow makes! NICOLA! 275 00:24:50,560 --> 00:24:52,879 The total lack of consideration. 276 00:24:52,880 --> 00:24:58,239 It beggars description. And I choose my words more carefully than most. 277 00:24:58,240 --> 00:25:02,200 NICOLA, COME HERE! 278 00:24:58,240 --> 00:25:02,200 I mean, listen to him. 279 00:25:03,760 --> 00:25:05,480 Reginald? What? 280 00:25:06,760 --> 00:25:12,719 Could you put your hand on your heart and say you were good company? 281 00:25:12,720 --> 00:25:17,479 What? See what I mean. It's a good story. 282 00:25:17,480 --> 00:25:22,399 What's it about? You already asked. I'm asking again. 283 00:25:22,400 --> 00:25:27,760 I don't know yet, do I? I haven't finished it yet, have I? 284 00:25:46,360 --> 00:25:48,080 No luck, full stop. 285 00:25:49,160 --> 00:25:50,880 No good, full stop. 286 00:25:53,800 --> 00:25:58,280 Talk about difficult, exclamation mark. 287 00:26:01,160 --> 00:26:06,440 I had to give it up because he was getting very suspicious, full stop. 288 00:26:12,040 --> 00:26:15,439 No luck. No good. Talk about difficult! 289 00:26:15,440 --> 00:26:19,799 I had to give it up because he was getting VERY suspicious. 290 00:26:19,800 --> 00:26:21,359 Binney! 291 00:26:21,360 --> 00:26:23,440 That bastard! 292 00:26:24,880 --> 00:26:26,240 She says it's Binney. 293 00:26:27,800 --> 00:26:30,999 But you'll try again? I mean, he'll see you again? 294 00:26:31,000 --> 00:26:35,759 I don't know. The thing is, Nicola, I can't wait for too long. 295 00:26:35,760 --> 00:26:40,679 You have no idea how nasty he can be. Haven't I just! 296 00:26:40,680 --> 00:26:46,039 I don't want us to be... We could be sued for misrepresentation. 297 00:26:46,040 --> 00:26:51,839 Don't worry. I'll manage. Jesus! I wish we'd... Stop it! 298 00:26:51,840 --> 00:26:54,679 I'll deliver. I said I would. 299 00:26:54,680 --> 00:26:58,319 He looks terrible. Don't feel sorry for him. 300 00:26:58,320 --> 00:27:00,999 Think about the half million dollars. 301 00:27:01,000 --> 00:27:06,159 I don't feel sorry for him. I hope it gets right down into his bones. 302 00:27:06,160 --> 00:27:11,239 Ah! You look TERRIFIC when you're angry. Zzzzz. 303 00:27:11,240 --> 00:27:13,400 Like a wasp caught in Tabasco. 304 00:27:14,960 --> 00:27:19,040 That is what Marlow used to say. You sound just like Marlow. 305 00:27:37,120 --> 00:27:43,399 It's a lovely day tomorrow 306 00:27:43,400 --> 00:27:48,639 Tomorrow is a lovely da-a-ay 307 00:27:48,640 --> 00:27:54,479 Come and feast your tear-dimmed eyes 308 00:27:54,480 --> 00:28:00,599 On tomorrow's clear blue skies 309 00:28:00,600 --> 00:28:06,479 If today your heart is weary 310 00:28:06,480 --> 00:28:12,159 If every little thing looks grey 311 00:28:12,160 --> 00:28:16,399 Just forget your troubles 312 00:28:16,400 --> 00:28:18,919 And learn to say 313 00:28:18,920 --> 00:28:24,040 Tomorrow is a lovely day. 314 00:28:34,040 --> 00:28:36,759 It's always the least likely character 315 00:28:36,760 --> 00:28:39,199 who turns out to be the killer. 316 00:28:39,200 --> 00:28:42,840 I've got to obey the rules. 317 00:28:44,040 --> 00:28:46,279 This must be him. 318 00:28:46,280 --> 00:28:50,199 This must be the one. Old Noddy here. 319 00:28:50,200 --> 00:28:52,279 Definitely! 320 00:28:52,280 --> 00:28:54,559 Noddy did it. 321 00:28:54,560 --> 00:28:57,920 You hear that, Nicola? You get that? 322 00:28:59,120 --> 00:29:01,879 It can't be me, that's for sure. 323 00:29:01,880 --> 00:29:04,920 It can't be me. I didn't do it. 324 00:29:10,640 --> 00:29:15,679 They won't find out who it was. Na, they'll never, ever find out, 325 00:29:15,680 --> 00:29:20,359 not if they give I the worst Chinese burn ever. 326 00:29:20,360 --> 00:29:22,879 Or they can tie I down on a hill 327 00:29:22,880 --> 00:29:28,159 of cruel, poisonous black ants, and they'll NEVER find out. 328 00:29:28,160 --> 00:29:30,720 Not if I keep my mouth shut. 329 00:29:32,280 --> 00:29:35,319 O, Lord God, who loves and saves 330 00:29:35,320 --> 00:29:39,359 and watches and admonishes 331 00:29:39,360 --> 00:29:42,519 all of us miserable and unworthy sinners. 332 00:29:42,520 --> 00:29:49,279 O, Lord God, look down on us now in Thy Awful Majesty. 333 00:29:49,280 --> 00:29:51,799 Search out our hearts, 334 00:29:51,800 --> 00:29:58,519 look into our heads, seize hold of our innermost thoughts. Dear Lord, 335 00:29:58,520 --> 00:30:02,680 YOU can see. YOU know. 336 00:30:03,840 --> 00:30:07,919 You are looking down now upon one boy, 337 00:30:07,920 --> 00:30:12,920 one particular boy, one boy in this room. 338 00:30:14,160 --> 00:30:16,959 You are entering the bones. 339 00:30:16,960 --> 00:30:21,719 You are peering into the space between the bones. 340 00:30:21,720 --> 00:30:26,119 Dear God, Almighty God, 341 00:30:26,120 --> 00:30:28,999 terrible in wrath, with the stars 342 00:30:29,000 --> 00:30:32,919 to guide, with the whole Earth to turn, with the flowers to grow, 343 00:30:32,920 --> 00:30:35,159 with the rain to make fall, 344 00:30:35,160 --> 00:30:39,959 the sun to make shine, with all this, all of these things, 345 00:30:39,960 --> 00:30:42,959 You stop, You look, 346 00:30:42,960 --> 00:30:45,640 You watch. 347 00:30:46,960 --> 00:30:49,239 All of these things, the weight 348 00:30:49,240 --> 00:30:53,759 of the mountains, the deep of the oceans, the day and the night, 349 00:30:53,760 --> 00:30:59,199 the cares and troubles of the whole, slow spin of the whole world, ALL. 350 00:30:59,200 --> 00:31:03,799 ALL of these things, You, O God, 351 00:31:03,800 --> 00:31:08,799 Thee, O God, Almighty and Awful Creator, 352 00:31:08,800 --> 00:31:13,960 You leave for the moment to point down at the one. 353 00:31:26,160 --> 00:31:27,520 Who? 354 00:31:29,000 --> 00:31:30,280 Who? 355 00:31:31,520 --> 00:31:32,920 Which one? 356 00:31:34,480 --> 00:31:36,840 Who is it? 357 00:32:18,320 --> 00:32:23,280 Who? Which one? Who is it? That is the question. 358 00:32:51,960 --> 00:32:54,359 Achtung, Amanda! 359 00:32:54,360 --> 00:32:55,760 What was that? 360 00:33:21,600 --> 00:33:23,440 Achtung, Amanda! 361 00:33:50,080 --> 00:33:54,359 You can throw a long shadow. You can cast a short one. 362 00:33:54,360 --> 00:33:57,199 And you know the mistake people make? 363 00:33:57,200 --> 00:34:00,959 They think the size has something to do with what's inside them. 364 00:34:00,960 --> 00:34:03,840 Am I right? Or am I right? 365 00:34:07,800 --> 00:34:09,320 Shadows. 366 00:34:18,280 --> 00:34:22,240 Doesn't any of it seem peculiar to you? No. 367 00:34:23,400 --> 00:34:27,159 It gives me the creeps. I feel as if he's out there looking at me. 368 00:34:27,160 --> 00:34:28,919 Shadows. 369 00:34:28,920 --> 00:34:36,079 He knows too much. He's got hold of too many details. What's his game? 370 00:34:36,080 --> 00:34:38,399 Parrot. What? 371 00:34:38,400 --> 00:34:41,319 I just made a parrot. Quawk-quawk! 372 00:34:41,320 --> 00:34:44,479 Am I talking to myself here? 373 00:34:44,480 --> 00:34:46,919 I like moody men. 374 00:34:46,920 --> 00:34:49,760 I simply ADORE moody men! 375 00:34:51,360 --> 00:34:55,039 Two years and more I had of that shit with Marlow - 376 00:34:55,040 --> 00:34:57,679 black looks, mysterious silences, 377 00:34:57,680 --> 00:35:01,640 sulks for no reason and PARANOIA. 378 00:35:01,671 --> 00:35:03,759 Think about it. 379 00:35:03,760 --> 00:35:08,039 It's Marlow I'm thinking about. He's on to me. 380 00:35:08,040 --> 00:35:12,360 What do you mean? I feel it. I sense it. 381 00:35:13,680 --> 00:35:15,039 Oh, no, not again. 382 00:35:15,040 --> 00:35:20,439 He's never actually set foot in this house, has he? Of course not. 383 00:35:20,440 --> 00:35:23,439 In his script... YOUR script. 384 00:35:23,440 --> 00:35:27,079 Let's be accurate. No, consistent. 385 00:35:27,080 --> 00:35:30,679 OK, as far as the outside world is concerned. 386 00:35:30,680 --> 00:35:33,519 Half a million says you'd better believe it. 387 00:35:33,520 --> 00:35:38,839 I don't mean that. I mean this dog-eared, messy, food-stained 388 00:35:38,840 --> 00:35:41,679 script we hope he's forgotten. 389 00:35:41,680 --> 00:35:44,039 It still stinks of tobacco 390 00:35:44,040 --> 00:35:46,559 and something that, well, 391 00:35:46,560 --> 00:35:50,399 smells to me like old cabbage stumps. 392 00:35:50,400 --> 00:35:53,160 It smells of something worse than that. 393 00:35:54,520 --> 00:35:56,560 It smells of sulphur. What? 394 00:35:58,000 --> 00:36:00,880 Nicola, I know this sounds crazy. 395 00:36:02,800 --> 00:36:05,720 I feel almost as though he has made all this up. 396 00:36:07,920 --> 00:36:10,159 My God! I do pick them. 397 00:36:10,160 --> 00:36:12,760 Nicola, think about it, please! 398 00:36:13,800 --> 00:36:17,560 I'm talking about the actual script 399 00:36:13,800 --> 00:36:17,559 he wrote! Years ago. 400 00:36:17,560 --> 00:36:20,199 Yes... Before I even knew you. 401 00:36:20,200 --> 00:36:24,240 Yes, but... Well, true. Well, then. 402 00:36:25,280 --> 00:36:30,560 But... But isn't that what makes it all so...creepy? 403 00:36:32,400 --> 00:36:35,799 Now, look... 404 00:36:35,800 --> 00:36:37,879 You're working yourself up 405 00:36:37,880 --> 00:36:44,279 because what we're doing is criminal. Right? 406 00:36:44,280 --> 00:36:50,279 I mean, we are stealing his script and passing it off as yours. Right? 407 00:36:50,280 --> 00:36:52,519 Right. Mm. 408 00:36:52,520 --> 00:36:53,999 Right. 409 00:36:54,000 --> 00:36:59,039 Right. And this is because I intercepted the offer to him. 410 00:36:59,040 --> 00:37:04,679 They don't know him from Adam. But you've got cold feet. No. No. 411 00:37:04,680 --> 00:37:09,439 Then WHY are you jangling your nerves like this? 412 00:37:09,440 --> 00:37:15,399 You do know we're talking about coincidence, don't you? Mark? 413 00:37:15,400 --> 00:37:18,159 Don't you? 414 00:37:18,160 --> 00:37:19,760 I suppose so. 415 00:37:21,760 --> 00:37:24,399 Come on, use your head! 416 00:37:24,400 --> 00:37:29,439 If he didn't know of your existence when he wrote that book. 417 00:37:29,440 --> 00:37:32,519 If I didn't know you, even. 418 00:37:32,520 --> 00:37:36,880 If he'd never been here, never seen you. 419 00:37:42,640 --> 00:37:47,039 What's the matter with you? This is the matter, in here. 420 00:37:47,040 --> 00:37:52,919 Listen. In here, the story is the same, OK. It had better be. 421 00:37:52,920 --> 00:37:57,439 The settings are different! For Christ's sake. ..And the names. 422 00:37:57,440 --> 00:38:02,159 So he changed his mind. He changed the setting of the client's house 423 00:38:02,160 --> 00:38:06,119 from New Cavendish St to this mall. 424 00:38:06,120 --> 00:38:09,839 The murdered girl floats under Hammersmith Bridge! 425 00:38:09,840 --> 00:38:11,519 It's public property. 426 00:38:11,520 --> 00:38:16,679 He's changed the name of the client from Haynes to Binney. ONE letter. 427 00:38:16,680 --> 00:38:19,199 So what? 428 00:38:19,200 --> 00:38:24,479 Binney to Finney is too close. If he'd changed it to anything else... 429 00:38:24,480 --> 00:38:29,679 How about Walley? Mark Finney! Me! Right?! 430 00:38:29,680 --> 00:38:35,599 How do you do. Mark Binney! In this script that we've purloined! 431 00:38:35,600 --> 00:38:40,640 Mark Finney to Mark Binney is as close as...as close as... 432 00:38:46,800 --> 00:38:49,720 I have this awful, dash. 433 00:38:50,920 --> 00:38:57,079 He stops himself, comma, and all but shudders, full stop. 434 00:38:57,080 --> 00:39:00,799 Darling, dash, question mark. 435 00:39:00,800 --> 00:39:04,599 I have this awful... 436 00:39:04,600 --> 00:39:06,639 Darling - ? 437 00:39:06,640 --> 00:39:09,200 ..Premonition. 438 00:39:10,720 --> 00:39:14,240 I have this awful premonition. 439 00:39:20,080 --> 00:39:23,119 Nicola, why are you doing that? 440 00:39:23,120 --> 00:39:25,639 What? 441 00:39:25,640 --> 00:39:27,599 Nicola! 442 00:39:27,600 --> 00:39:32,760 Look, a rabbit! Don't you think that looks like a rabbit, Mark? 443 00:39:33,840 --> 00:39:36,480 I thought I could only do parrots. 444 00:39:39,280 --> 00:39:44,160 HEAVY RAIN AND THUNDER 445 00:39:55,880 --> 00:40:01,679 He followed the stupid cow. He bloody well followed her. 446 00:40:01,680 --> 00:40:07,239 It happens. He called out some kraut word. Yeah? Yeah. 447 00:40:07,240 --> 00:40:09,399 And she had to go and react. 448 00:40:09,400 --> 00:40:13,679 She's not even a bloody Hun. There you are. 449 00:40:13,680 --> 00:40:17,879 These tarts. Brains in their bleedin' nipples. 450 00:40:17,880 --> 00:40:20,199 He's clever, though. 451 00:40:20,200 --> 00:40:26,319 Not once she'd shown herself. It was in the manual then. Easy! 452 00:40:26,320 --> 00:40:29,439 Watched her arse all the way home. 453 00:40:29,440 --> 00:40:33,200 But he's clever. Go on, admit it. 454 00:40:34,440 --> 00:40:35,490 Yeah. 455 00:40:38,360 --> 00:40:42,679 Who'd have thought it? I mean, a warbler! 456 00:40:42,680 --> 00:40:47,199 A bloody warbler! Thought they were all Nancy-boys. 457 00:40:47,200 --> 00:40:50,439 There you are. Shut up! 458 00:40:50,440 --> 00:40:53,000 Right you are. 459 00:40:57,360 --> 00:40:59,919 We'll have to go in there. 460 00:40:59,920 --> 00:41:01,959 Eventually. 461 00:41:01,960 --> 00:41:04,559 But not together. 462 00:41:04,560 --> 00:41:08,640 I don't want to go to a dance with another bloke. 463 00:41:10,120 --> 00:41:14,400 I mean, what would people say? No, no, nor me. 464 00:41:16,080 --> 00:41:19,599 Have you got the gun? What do you think? 465 00:41:19,600 --> 00:41:26,239 I killed the tart with it, didn't I? Amanda. Yeah. 466 00:41:26,240 --> 00:41:28,159 Pity that. 467 00:41:28,160 --> 00:41:30,199 Pity, really. 468 00:41:30,200 --> 00:41:31,559 Shut up. 469 00:41:31,560 --> 00:41:34,080 Right you are. 470 00:41:39,840 --> 00:41:45,279 I get along without you very well 471 00:41:45,280 --> 00:41:48,719 Of course I do 472 00:41:48,720 --> 00:41:52,439 Except when soft rains fall 473 00:41:52,440 --> 00:41:56,199 And drip from leaves then I recall 474 00:41:56,200 --> 00:42:02,559 The thrill of being sheltered in your arms. 475 00:42:02,560 --> 00:42:05,719 What a guy! 476 00:42:05,720 --> 00:42:09,759 What a fool am I! 477 00:42:09,760 --> 00:42:15,999 To think my breaking heart Could kid the moon 478 00:42:16,000 --> 00:42:19,559 What's in store? 479 00:42:19,560 --> 00:42:23,159 Should I fall once more? 480 00:42:23,160 --> 00:42:29,920 No, it's best That I stick to my tu-u-ne 481 00:42:31,040 --> 00:42:35,479 I get along without you very we-ll 482 00:42:35,480 --> 00:42:38,760 Of course, I do 483 00:42:39,960 --> 00:42:42,759 Except perhaps in spring 484 00:42:42,760 --> 00:42:47,159 But I should never think of spring 485 00:42:47,160 --> 00:42:53,439 For that would surely Break my heart in two. 486 00:42:53,440 --> 00:42:56,520 MUSIC CONTINUES 487 00:43:26,760 --> 00:43:28,160 Grapes! 488 00:43:30,480 --> 00:43:35,760 Why people insist on bringing them into hospitals, I don't know. 489 00:43:40,120 --> 00:43:44,639 The grape, Reginald, is a very irritating fruit. 490 00:43:44,640 --> 00:43:49,560 Especially if you have the misfortune to wear dentures. 491 00:43:50,920 --> 00:43:56,519 The skin which, on the whole, is more bitter than it should be... 492 00:43:56,520 --> 00:44:01,440 The skin, the bloody skin sticks on the teeth. 493 00:44:02,760 --> 00:44:05,360 Or between the teeth. 494 00:44:06,280 --> 00:44:08,999 And as for the pips... 495 00:44:09,000 --> 00:44:11,880 The pips, Reginald... 496 00:44:15,040 --> 00:44:19,159 You! That's what you do, do you know that? 497 00:44:19,160 --> 00:44:23,199 What? You give me the pip. 498 00:44:23,200 --> 00:44:25,879 What's wrong, Mr Hall? 499 00:44:25,880 --> 00:44:28,599 What's wrong? What's WRONG?! 500 00:44:28,600 --> 00:44:31,279 That's what I said. 501 00:44:31,280 --> 00:44:33,879 Sundays. What? 502 00:44:33,880 --> 00:44:37,239 Sundays, that's what's wrong. 503 00:44:37,240 --> 00:44:42,840 Oh, how I hate this day of rest, this sabbath, this... 504 00:44:45,200 --> 00:44:49,919 Even outside, Reginald, at the best of times. But in here... 505 00:44:49,920 --> 00:44:54,519 It's like the two longest days of the week rolled into one. 506 00:44:54,520 --> 00:44:57,600 Quieter, though. A bit of peace. 507 00:45:00,080 --> 00:45:02,480 Good morning. Hello. 508 00:45:09,160 --> 00:45:14,119 Hello, please take one. You'll be able to follow the words. 509 00:45:14,120 --> 00:45:15,359 Good morning. 510 00:45:15,360 --> 00:45:18,360 Hello, please take one. You'll be able to follow the words. 511 00:45:20,081 --> 00:45:22,839 Hello. Hello. Please take one, 512 00:45:22,840 --> 00:45:25,199 you'll be able to follow the words. Thank you very much. 513 00:45:25,200 --> 00:45:29,999 Hello. If I could have your kind attention, please. 514 00:45:30,000 --> 00:45:34,999 My name is Dr Finlay and may the Lord Jesus Christ be with you. 515 00:45:35,000 --> 00:45:39,319 Oh, no-o. Let me introduce ourselves to you, 516 00:45:39,320 --> 00:45:42,239 if introductions are necessary. 517 00:45:42,240 --> 00:45:45,879 Hello, please take one, you'll be able to follow the words. 518 00:45:45,880 --> 00:45:47,320 Shall I open it for you? 519 00:45:48,720 --> 00:45:53,200 Or perhaps you'd prefer just to listen. 520 00:45:54,880 --> 00:45:58,440 Yes, well. Jesus loves you. 521 00:46:02,680 --> 00:46:07,759 Please take one, you'll be able to follow the words. No. 522 00:46:07,760 --> 00:46:09,199 STUFF it. 523 00:46:09,200 --> 00:46:11,479 ..that is all we ask. Stuff it! 524 00:46:11,480 --> 00:46:12,560 Yes. 525 00:46:14,360 --> 00:46:17,519 This morning, we go from ward to ward to invite you 526 00:46:17,520 --> 00:46:21,439 to share the infinite joy and comfort we have ourselves received. 527 00:46:21,440 --> 00:46:25,440 Bugger off and leave us in peace. 528 00:46:27,360 --> 00:46:29,079 Nurse Godfrey has given out... 529 00:46:29,080 --> 00:46:31,599 F-fu-fuf-g-g... 530 00:46:31,600 --> 00:46:34,800 If I could have your attention... F-f... 531 00:46:37,440 --> 00:46:41,799 We ask you to join us in fellowship and in the love of Jesus, 532 00:46:41,800 --> 00:46:46,839 to celebrate what is good in our lives and to ask for help 533 00:46:46,840 --> 00:46:51,279 in understanding what seems to be less than happy in the world. 534 00:46:51,280 --> 00:46:55,519 Now, you have been given a printed booklet 535 00:46:55,520 --> 00:47:02,359 with the words of the hymns... Hey! You! We hope you will feel able... 536 00:47:02,360 --> 00:47:07,639 Hey, you! Yes, what do you wish to say, my rather loud friend? 537 00:47:07,640 --> 00:47:10,199 What if we don't "feel able"? 538 00:47:10,200 --> 00:47:15,839 I'm sure that if you suspend your prejudice and join with us... 539 00:47:15,840 --> 00:47:19,559 This is a principle, not a prejudice. 540 00:47:19,560 --> 00:47:23,999 If you would kindly... We don't want this crap. 541 00:47:24,000 --> 00:47:25,639 Shut your mouth! 542 00:47:25,640 --> 00:47:28,399 Those who do not want to take part in celebrating our Lord Jesus Christ 543 00:47:28,400 --> 00:47:30,119 do not have to, 544 00:47:30,120 --> 00:47:32,719 but those who are not with us are 545 00:47:32,720 --> 00:47:38,719 against us. They should remain quiet so that others can enjoy the service 546 00:47:38,720 --> 00:47:40,839 and partake in the peace that comes 547 00:47:40,840 --> 00:47:43,999 from the love of our Saviour, Lord Jesus Christ. Amen. 548 00:47:44,000 --> 00:47:48,520 And afterwards, we can all pick up our beds and walk out of here. 549 00:47:54,160 --> 00:47:55,919 Switch on the organ, Eric. 550 00:47:55,920 --> 00:47:57,639 Let us begin. 551 00:47:57,640 --> 00:48:03,800 We ask you to spend this time in reflection, in praise and comfort. 552 00:48:07,400 --> 00:48:09,039 Thank you. 553 00:48:09,040 --> 00:48:14,799 On your word sheets, you'll find the words of the hymn, Be In Time. 554 00:48:14,800 --> 00:48:16,999 Good and urgent advice, 555 00:48:17,000 --> 00:48:19,199 expressing our personal hope 556 00:48:19,200 --> 00:48:23,919 in Jesus and our wish to tell you the good news. 557 00:48:23,920 --> 00:48:27,079 Join with us. Do not hesitate! 558 00:48:27,080 --> 00:48:29,679 Thank you, Eric. 559 00:48:29,680 --> 00:48:32,119 Life at best is very brief 560 00:48:32,120 --> 00:48:34,799 Like the falling of a leaf 561 00:48:34,800 --> 00:48:39,119 Like the binding of a sheaf Be in time! 562 00:48:39,120 --> 00:48:41,999 Fleeting days are telling fast 563 00:48:42,000 --> 00:48:45,919 That the die will soon be cast 564 00:48:45,920 --> 00:48:50,599 And the fatal line be passed Be in time! 565 00:48:50,600 --> 00:48:55,479 Be in time! Be in time! 566 00:48:55,480 --> 00:49:00,119 While the voice of Jesus calls you Be in time! 567 00:49:00,120 --> 00:49:02,879 If in sin you longer wait 568 00:49:02,880 --> 00:49:06,679 You may find no open ga-a-te 569 00:49:06,680 --> 00:49:12,079 And your cry be just too late Be in time! 570 00:49:12,080 --> 00:49:16,799 Fairest flowers soon decay Youth and beauty pass away 571 00:49:16,800 --> 00:49:21,759 Oh, you have not long to stay Be in time! 572 00:49:21,760 --> 00:49:24,319 While God's spirit bids you come 573 00:49:24,320 --> 00:49:28,799 Sinner, do not longer roam 574 00:49:28,800 --> 00:49:33,719 Lest you seal your hopeless doom Be in time! 575 00:49:33,720 --> 00:49:39,439 Be in time! Be in time! 576 00:49:39,440 --> 00:49:44,119 While the voice of Jesus calls you Be in time! 577 00:49:44,120 --> 00:49:47,159 If in sin you longer wait 578 00:49:47,160 --> 00:49:52,239 You may find no open ga-a-a-a-a-te 579 00:49:52,240 --> 00:49:59,079 And your cry be just too late Be in time! 580 00:49:59,080 --> 00:50:01,639 TEACHER: ..the weight of the mountains 581 00:50:01,640 --> 00:50:03,439 and the deeps of the oceans, 582 00:50:03,440 --> 00:50:09,119 the cares and troubles of the whole slow spin of the whole big world. 583 00:50:09,120 --> 00:50:15,239 You, O God. Thee, O God, Almighty and Awful Creator, 584 00:50:15,240 --> 00:50:21,759 You leave for the moment to point down at the one. 585 00:50:21,760 --> 00:50:23,800 Who? 586 00:50:25,840 --> 00:50:26,890 Who? 587 00:50:30,600 --> 00:50:32,640 Which one? 588 00:50:34,600 --> 00:50:36,520 Who is it? 589 00:50:41,080 --> 00:50:43,440 CHILD SOBS 590 00:50:48,960 --> 00:50:50,880 Philip Marlow. 591 00:51:03,560 --> 00:51:04,760 Yes, Miss? 592 00:51:05,800 --> 00:51:07,840 Come out to the front. 593 00:51:09,560 --> 00:51:13,480 Come out to the front! Do you hear what I say? Come here! 594 00:51:36,880 --> 00:51:38,399 Philip. 595 00:51:38,400 --> 00:51:40,320 Miss? 596 00:51:48,640 --> 00:51:51,360 I want you to look at something. 597 00:51:55,080 --> 00:51:56,520 Now... 598 00:51:57,880 --> 00:52:00,439 D'you see that? 599 00:52:00,440 --> 00:52:04,240 D'you see that THING in the middle of the table? 600 00:52:06,000 --> 00:52:08,719 Well? Do you see it? 601 00:52:08,720 --> 00:52:11,240 Yes, Miss. 602 00:52:12,640 --> 00:52:14,800 Did YOU do it? 603 00:52:17,760 --> 00:52:20,799 You did it, didn't you? DIDN'T you? 604 00:52:20,800 --> 00:52:25,919 No. If you didn't do it, you know more about it than is good for you. 605 00:52:25,920 --> 00:52:28,559 Miss? You didn't do it? No, Miss. 606 00:52:28,560 --> 00:52:33,519 I would have been very surprised if a clever boy like you... 607 00:52:33,520 --> 00:52:38,960 So you know, do you? You know who did this filthy thing? 608 00:52:42,800 --> 00:52:45,079 Yes, Miss. 609 00:52:45,080 --> 00:52:49,319 Then you'd better tell me, my boy. You had better tell me. 610 00:52:49,320 --> 00:52:51,919 Don't like to. What? 611 00:52:51,920 --> 00:52:54,439 I don't like to, Miss. 612 00:52:54,440 --> 00:52:57,000 Oh, you don't like to. 613 00:52:58,240 --> 00:53:01,680 What a pity? What a terrible shame. 614 00:53:03,920 --> 00:53:09,959 That means that you will have to stand here for the rest of the day, 615 00:53:09,960 --> 00:53:14,039 absolutely still, not moving a single muscle, 616 00:53:14,040 --> 00:53:19,119 looking at that THING on the table until you decide to be sensible. 617 00:53:19,120 --> 00:53:23,039 When the bell rings at the end of the day, 618 00:53:23,040 --> 00:53:26,159 and you still have not told me what I want to know, 619 00:53:26,160 --> 00:53:28,759 do you know what will happen then? 620 00:53:28,760 --> 00:53:31,439 You don't want to know? 621 00:53:31,440 --> 00:53:34,319 Very well, I'll tell you. 622 00:53:34,320 --> 00:53:37,759 I shall take hold of your ear, 623 00:53:37,760 --> 00:53:41,679 and I shall lead you through to Mr Hopper in the big room. 624 00:53:41,680 --> 00:53:46,439 He will take the big cane and give you the biggest thrashing 625 00:53:46,440 --> 00:53:49,319 anybody in this school has ever had. 626 00:53:49,320 --> 00:53:54,799 And he will keep on doing it, little boy, until you DO decide 627 00:53:54,800 --> 00:53:56,559 to tell me what you know. 628 00:53:56,560 --> 00:53:59,359 Understand? 629 00:53:59,360 --> 00:54:01,559 DO you understand? 630 00:54:01,560 --> 00:54:04,520 Yes, Miss. Very well. 631 00:54:06,240 --> 00:54:08,959 Think about all that I have said. 632 00:54:08,960 --> 00:54:11,559 Think about the stick, my lad. 633 00:54:11,560 --> 00:54:14,199 And tell me, who did it? 634 00:54:14,200 --> 00:54:16,560 Mmm? Who? 635 00:54:17,640 --> 00:54:20,440 Don't like to say, Miss. 636 00:54:24,120 --> 00:54:26,599 Some Duke or other with a name 637 00:54:26,600 --> 00:54:31,119 like a boot said, "Never explain, never apologise." 638 00:54:31,120 --> 00:54:35,639 They should write that over the gates of Wormwood Scrubs. 639 00:54:35,640 --> 00:54:38,999 But the way things were looking for yours truly, 640 00:54:39,000 --> 00:54:43,159 they were about to write it on my gravestone. 641 00:54:43,160 --> 00:54:46,199 Latch on To the affirmative 642 00:54:46,200 --> 00:54:48,759 Don't mess with Mr In-between 643 00:54:48,760 --> 00:54:53,039 You got to spread joy Up to the maximum 644 00:54:53,040 --> 00:54:57,079 Bring gloom Down to the minimum 645 00:54:57,080 --> 00:55:00,439 Have faith Or pandemonium 646 00:55:00,440 --> 00:55:03,079 Liable to Walk upon the scene... 647 00:55:03,080 --> 00:55:06,239 FEMALE VOICES: To illustrate his last remark 648 00:55:06,240 --> 00:55:09,679 Jonah in the whale Noah in the ark 649 00:55:09,680 --> 00:55:12,199 What did they do-o-o 650 00:55:12,200 --> 00:55:16,359 Just when everything Looked so dark? 651 00:55:16,360 --> 00:55:22,159 Man, they said we'd better Accentuate the positive 652 00:55:22,160 --> 00:55:25,439 Elim-inate the negative 653 00:55:25,440 --> 00:55:28,879 Latch on To the affirmative 654 00:55:28,880 --> 00:55:31,919 Don't mess with Mr In-between 655 00:55:31,920 --> 00:55:36,199 You've got to spread joy Up to the maximum 656 00:55:36,200 --> 00:55:39,919 Bring gloom Down to the minimum 657 00:55:39,920 --> 00:55:43,359 Have faith Or pandemonium 658 00:55:43,360 --> 00:55:46,159 Liable to Walk upon the scene. 659 00:55:46,160 --> 00:55:49,279 To illustrate his last remark 660 00:55:49,280 --> 00:55:53,559 Jonah in the whale Noah in the ark 661 00:55:53,560 --> 00:55:56,079 What did they do 662 00:55:56,080 --> 00:55:59,599 Just when everything Looked so da-a-ark? 663 00:55:59,600 --> 00:56:04,919 Man, they said we'd better Accentuate the positive 664 00:56:04,920 --> 00:56:08,639 Elim-inate the negative 665 00:56:08,640 --> 00:56:11,919 Latch on To the affirmative 666 00:56:11,920 --> 00:56:14,519 Don't mess with Mr In-between 667 00:56:14,520 --> 00:56:18,519 No, do not mess with Mr In-between. 668 00:56:18,520 --> 00:56:21,040 Do you hear me? 669 00:56:22,920 --> 00:56:27,079 Oh, listen to me, chil'un And you will hear 670 00:56:27,080 --> 00:56:29,239 About the eliminatin' of the negative 671 00:56:29,240 --> 00:56:30,999 And the accent on the positive 672 00:56:31,000 --> 00:56:34,599 Gather round me chil'un If you will and sit tight 673 00:56:34,600 --> 00:56:40,919 While I start reviewing The attitude of doin' ri-i-i-ight 674 00:56:40,920 --> 00:56:45,079 You've got to spread joy Up to the maximum 675 00:56:45,080 --> 00:56:49,319 Bring gloom Down to the minimum 676 00:56:49,320 --> 00:56:53,999 Otherwise, pandemonium Liable to walk upon the scene 677 00:56:54,000 --> 00:56:56,759 To illustrate... Well, illustrate 678 00:56:56,760 --> 00:56:59,319 My last remark 679 00:56:59,320 --> 00:57:02,599 Jonah in the whale Noah in the ark 680 00:57:02,600 --> 00:57:07,639 What did they say When everything looked so da-a-rk? 681 00:57:07,640 --> 00:57:12,719 Man, they said we'd better Accentuate the positive 682 00:57:12,720 --> 00:57:16,159 Elim-inate the negative 683 00:57:16,160 --> 00:57:19,479 Latch on to the affirmative 684 00:57:19,480 --> 00:57:22,079 Don't mess with Mr In-between 685 00:57:22,080 --> 00:57:27,360 No, don't mess With Mr In-betwee-ee-een. 686 00:57:30,240 --> 00:57:32,119 God. 687 00:57:32,120 --> 00:57:35,839 Let it come on. Pandemonium. 688 00:57:35,840 --> 00:57:38,399 Be in time! 689 00:57:38,400 --> 00:57:43,999 If in sin you longer wait You may find no open gate... 690 00:57:44,000 --> 00:57:48,119 Accentuate the positive Elim-inate the negative 691 00:57:48,120 --> 00:57:51,759 Latch on To the affirmative 692 00:57:51,760 --> 00:57:54,799 Don't mess With Mr In-between 693 00:57:54,800 --> 00:57:59,480 No, do not mess With Mr In-between. 694 00:58:03,520 --> 00:58:07,559 Oh, listen to me, chil'un And you will hear 695 00:58:07,560 --> 00:58:09,439 About the eliminatin' of the negative 696 00:58:09,440 --> 00:58:10,879 And the accent on the positive 697 00:58:10,880 --> 00:58:13,639 Gather round me, chil'un If you will 698 00:58:13,640 --> 00:58:15,959 And sit tight while I start... 699 00:58:15,960 --> 00:58:18,759 Are you going to wait for the number to finish, or what? 700 00:58:18,760 --> 00:58:20,919 That is so. 701 00:58:20,920 --> 00:58:25,440 Only he's a good target now, a sitting duck. 702 00:58:26,480 --> 00:58:29,399 My glass. Look at it. 703 00:58:29,400 --> 00:58:35,359 I'd say it was empty. What would you say? The same. 704 00:58:35,360 --> 00:58:38,800 What? I'd say it was empty, too. 705 00:58:46,480 --> 00:58:48,999 All right. 706 00:58:49,000 --> 00:58:51,160 The same again, thank you. 707 00:58:53,120 --> 00:58:57,359 We draw the same expenses, me and you. 708 00:58:57,360 --> 00:59:02,159 Who's got the shooter? Who does the shooting? 709 00:59:02,160 --> 00:59:03,920 That'll go down nicely, ta. 710 00:59:06,240 --> 00:59:10,319 You go and see what Marlow does when this bleedin' tune is over. 711 00:59:10,320 --> 00:59:13,640 Then he's HAD it. 712 00:59:29,840 --> 00:59:31,999 A leaf, 713 00:59:32,000 --> 00:59:34,519 boys and girls. 714 00:59:34,520 --> 00:59:38,559 A leaf may not seem all that much to you. 715 00:59:38,560 --> 00:59:41,559 Only a leaf, you might say. 716 00:59:41,560 --> 00:59:45,959 Green in the summer, and then going brown and dry, falling off the tree 717 00:59:45,960 --> 00:59:49,079 and rotting away. That's all. 718 00:59:49,080 --> 00:59:53,239 But look again and you will be surprised! 719 00:59:53,240 --> 00:59:57,720 A leaf, like you, has a rib. 720 00:59:59,600 --> 01:00:02,439 A leaf, like you, has... 721 01:00:02,440 --> 01:00:05,119 veins. 722 01:00:05,120 --> 01:00:07,759 A leaf, like you... 723 01:00:07,760 --> 01:00:10,160 breathes. 724 01:00:11,480 --> 01:00:13,159 If you look at the leaf, 725 01:00:13,160 --> 01:00:14,639 if you hold it up to the light, 726 01:00:14,640 --> 01:00:19,039 you will see the rib running right through the middle of it. 727 01:00:19,040 --> 01:00:20,560 Like this. 728 01:00:27,240 --> 01:00:32,199 From the bottom of the leaf at the stem, right through... 729 01:00:32,200 --> 01:00:35,679 to the tip of the leaf. Keep still! 730 01:00:35,680 --> 01:00:38,080 Eyes front! 731 01:00:39,680 --> 01:00:41,879 And if you look even more closely, 732 01:00:41,880 --> 01:00:44,799 you will see that coming out from this rib, 733 01:00:44,800 --> 01:00:49,760 there are VEINS. You see? Like this. 734 01:00:51,720 --> 01:00:56,239 Now, if you were to shine a very strong, a very powerful torch 735 01:00:56,240 --> 01:00:58,959 through this leaf, you would see 736 01:00:58,960 --> 01:01:03,199 that there is a very fine pattern in between these veins. 737 01:01:03,200 --> 01:01:06,639 Some of this pattern shows up as green, 738 01:01:06,640 --> 01:01:09,959 and some of this pattern shows up, 739 01:01:09,960 --> 01:01:13,480 under the bright light of the torch, as white. 740 01:01:14,840 --> 01:01:17,839 The white stuff is tougher than the green. 741 01:01:17,840 --> 01:01:22,599 It is like the bones of the leaf. George. 742 01:01:22,600 --> 01:01:27,160 Miss? I said there were two colours in the what? 743 01:01:28,480 --> 01:01:32,480 Leaf, miss. Yes, but in WHAT in the leaf? 744 01:01:35,680 --> 01:01:37,879 In the PATTERN of the leaf. 745 01:01:37,880 --> 01:01:41,639 TWO colours, I said. What were they, George? 746 01:01:41,640 --> 01:01:46,440 Green, Miss. Yes, green, I said. AND? 747 01:01:49,480 --> 01:01:52,199 NO, thank you, Barry. 748 01:01:52,200 --> 01:01:54,919 Black, Miss. 749 01:01:54,920 --> 01:01:57,799 Quiet! George, here. 750 01:01:57,800 --> 01:02:00,360 At once! 751 01:02:11,840 --> 01:02:15,519 I saw you picking at the wood on your desk. 752 01:02:15,520 --> 01:02:18,879 I knew you were not paying attention. 753 01:02:18,880 --> 01:02:21,519 Fetch me the stick. Oh, Miss! 754 01:02:21,520 --> 01:02:25,000 FETCH me the stick. Yes, Miss. 755 01:02:32,400 --> 01:02:34,320 Hold out your hand. Yes, Miss. 756 01:02:49,760 --> 01:02:52,440 Pay attention, next time. 757 01:02:53,600 --> 01:02:58,959 Pay attention, ALL of you. Green, I said, green and WHITE. 758 01:02:58,960 --> 01:03:01,439 Count yourself lucky, George, 759 01:03:01,440 --> 01:03:04,879 that you only had three strokes across your hand. 760 01:03:04,880 --> 01:03:11,159 In just over ten minutes' time, all of you in Standard Three 761 01:03:11,160 --> 01:03:15,199 will join Standard One, Standard Two and Standard Four 762 01:03:15,200 --> 01:03:18,280 to see a caning that not one of you will ever forget. 763 01:03:19,280 --> 01:03:20,479 Philip. 764 01:03:20,480 --> 01:03:21,879 Yes, Miss? 765 01:03:21,880 --> 01:03:25,239 You DO know that you will have to have the big stick? 766 01:03:25,240 --> 01:03:29,359 AND across your behind, and in front of the whole school? 767 01:03:29,360 --> 01:03:31,279 Yes, Miss. 768 01:03:31,280 --> 01:03:33,359 Unless... 769 01:03:33,360 --> 01:03:36,199 You understand? UNLESS... 770 01:03:36,200 --> 01:03:38,240 Miss. 771 01:03:41,000 --> 01:03:42,359 The leaf! 772 01:03:42,360 --> 01:03:47,399 When you pick up a fallen leaf from the ground, 773 01:03:47,400 --> 01:03:51,399 you will soon see that it is the green part, 774 01:03:51,400 --> 01:03:55,479 the green pattern that is the first part that rots away, that dies. 775 01:03:55,480 --> 01:03:57,879 QUIET SNUFFLING 776 01:03:57,880 --> 01:03:59,799 But look closely at this leaf, 777 01:03:59,800 --> 01:04:04,359 the leaf you have picked up from the soft floor of the forest, 778 01:04:04,360 --> 01:04:06,679 and you will also see... 779 01:04:06,680 --> 01:04:08,560 QUIET SOBBING 780 01:04:20,960 --> 01:04:23,080 There, there. 781 01:04:25,320 --> 01:04:29,839 You have been very brave in sticking up for the wicked boy who did it. 782 01:04:29,840 --> 01:04:35,040 I am sorry you will have to be punished, and punished so very hard. 783 01:04:36,120 --> 01:04:38,600 Here, blow. 784 01:04:42,560 --> 01:04:45,600 I think we've had enough of this, don't you? 785 01:04:46,640 --> 01:04:48,679 Yes, Miss. 786 01:04:48,680 --> 01:04:54,840 I think the time has come to tell me what you know, hasn't it? Yes, Miss. 787 01:04:58,160 --> 01:05:00,920 Stand up here. 788 01:05:04,360 --> 01:05:07,519 Who did it? Tell me. 789 01:05:07,520 --> 01:05:10,120 There's a good boy. 790 01:05:43,600 --> 01:05:48,440 Mark Binney, Miss. It was Mark Binney. 791 01:07:11,040 --> 01:07:15,080 Subtitles by Red Bee Media 792 01:07:15,130 --> 01:07:19,680 Repair and Synchronization by Easy Subtitles Synchronizer 1.0.0.0